Fred Flintstoning Animals

Remember how Fred Flintstone would always use animals as tools and machines and stuff, like vacuums and cement mixers? And the bird or whatever would squawk "It's a living!" I loved that stuff.

Anyways, here's how I'd use some animals to get me through my day:

Walrus

Can opener. Or turn him upside down to use as a fork lift. Or use as bean bag chair with handles.

Killer Whale

Jet Ski. Or assassin.

Electric Eel

Power cord for appliances. And you plug it into a potato. That's how science works, right?

Mallard Duck

Quacking phone a la Jersey Shore house (1st season). The technology behind this would involve a vast network of cans and string. And a Snooki to make me laugh.

 Mexican Axolotl

Tamagatchi virtual pet, except a real one.

 

Galapagos Tortoise

Bus. Or bumper cars (somehow). This one is a little tricky to execute, but I think it may involve centipedes.

"It's a Living!"