Anyways, here's how I'd use some animals to get me through my day:
Can opener. Or turn him upside down to use as a fork lift. Or use as bean bag chair with handles.
Jet Ski. Or assassin.
Power cord for appliances. And you plug it into a potato. That's how science works, right?
Quacking phone a la Jersey Shore house (1st season). The technology behind this would involve a vast network of cans and string. And a Snooki to make me laugh.
Tamagatchi virtual pet, except a real one.
Bus. Or bumper cars (somehow). This one is a little tricky to execute, but I think it may involve centipedes.
"It's a Living!"