Giveaway Loser Winners

So do you remember a million years ago I wrote a stupid post (as per usual) about how I always lose giveaways? And then I kinda joked about me having a giveaway where the winner would get to hear a story about my cats? Well you all won! Which really means you lost. Because now you have to read this story about my cats. But CORRECTION. My CAT. Singular.

And the story begins...

Well, basically the story is that my cat got hit by a car and died. It was a sad, sad day for me, and I'm still sad about it. I really hate when animals die. Like in movies when a horse gets shot and it falls down, and I freak out about it, and Duncan has to remind me that it's just a movie with special effects and stuff, and I yell "BUT IT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE TOO!" And I'm totally right about that actually.

I miss my cat. He was the cuddliest guy. But he was still straight up GANGSTA. Man, dying out there on those cold, mean streets. Just being dropped like that? That's HARD. I'm pretty sure he probably jumped in front of that car to take a hit for some lady cat. Or maybe an old grandpa cat. I think he was like that.

Hades - Sometime in 2001 - May 31, 2011