It started off innocently enough: I saw an ad for goats for sale. It's a dream of mine to one day have a goat and pony and they'll be best friends together! So I just wanted to see how much a goat was going for these days.
Not a goat on the page! Can you believe it? FOR SHAME, INTERNET. For shame. Although I did find something called Super Horny Goat Weed, designed to increase power and performance and support normal sexual functioning
(I wouldn't actually buy a goat online. I was just curious in regards to goat pricing. I'm very interested in goat economics. I would definitely rescue my goat from goat bandits or something if I ever get my own goat. He will be RESCUED by me, and I'll be his hero)
LOL, that's too funny!
ReplyDeleteI am taking a crash course on website building (for myself), and one of the things they were pointing out was how many sites there are with sham ads aimed to drag you in for a quick profit. The idea is that they, ultimately, won't last- b/c they don't deliver what they promise, and are not real competitors.
Tee hee, you're amusing. The pre-school I attended as a wee one had a pet goat. *nostalgic sigh*
ReplyDeleteAlways a good giggle :) Thanks and if I see any goats I will send them your way :) T.
ReplyDeleteDH and I saw Super Horny Goat Weed in CVS Pharmacy a few months ago and we got the giggles so bad we thought security was going to throw us out.
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny :) I enjoyed reading your post! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHe, he, he, too funny.
ReplyDeleteHaha ;)
ReplyDeleteI too have dreamed about owning goats one day. I picture my husband and I living on a goat farm where we make the best goat cheese and goat milk soap in the land. Plus, they're so CUTE! Sometimes they remind me of dogs with their floppy ears. I also happen to know exactly where to buy a goat AND how much you can expect to pay. Craigslist, my friend, and about $50 will get you there.
ReplyDeleteI want my own goats too and chickens and a cow. I grew up on a farm and I am used fresh eggs and milk, so I still am not a huge fan of store bought ones. This is sad though that most things on internet seem to be sex related. I guess its the easiest way to make money...
ReplyDeleteI'm more of an llama woman myself.
ReplyDeleteThat really is a let down. I mean, horny goat weed's interesting and all... but it's not as cute as a REAL goat ;)
ReplyDeleteStupid internet promises pretending to have goats to sell!
ReplyDeletePoppy Brew is on my Top 15 blogs! http://brightcircle.blogspot.com/2010/08/thank-you-courtney.html
hahaha.. what on earth is super horny goat weed?! and why would anyone every by it except for as a gag gift. hmmm.. wait, maybe that is most of their sales?!
ReplyDeleteBuwahahahaha ! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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